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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

pre quarterly post

everyone can quit pressuring me it is not time for the "FLATULANT QUARTERLY REPORT" yet but since everyone misses my extravagent verbage so much I guess that it is time to post again (2 months early). front main seals, alternators, selenoid valves, accumulators, boats, fuel shutoff selenoids and glo plugs there will be a test at the end of the week on Homer's work week events.

9 Comments:

Blogger Shana said...

ha i was first.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Shana said...

and second

8:21 PM  
Blogger Shana said...

and third...hehe

8:22 PM  
Blogger Shana said...

might as well be fourth too

8:22 PM  
Blogger Shana said...

selenoid valve...hmmm...is it one of the heart valves...nope...maybe one of the GI system valves...or maybe it could be a valve of a trumpet...hmmm...I give up honey...what is a selenoid valve?

8:24 PM  
Blogger john r mclay said...

You mean you're going to post, again - in the same month?!
I'm good with a quiz and I happen to know something about solenoids...

10:20 PM  
Blogger Stan Harrington said...

Wow, a fresh posting! I do not fully comprehend what you were talking about so I probably will not do well on your test but I think what you were describing is the parts that you need to get to repair your lawn mower. I think they have one of those solinnnoiud things and I know for show that they have plugs that glow. I also know that the alternator thing is when you let someone else use your mower and you take turns alternating. Perhaps the in front main seals are those little doo hikies that raise and lower the height of the mower. The accumulators is the grass catcher. The fuel shutoff cellnoids is when you run out of gas while mowing. I do have to admit, I have no idea what a boat has to do with a lawnmower unless you are exchanging the motor or is it an engine from the mower to a boat. I think I have most of the test correct.

3:05 AM  
Blogger Shana said...

guess what honey...the mower works like a snow blower!!!

4:47 PM  
Blogger Shana said...

oh oh...I think I shoulda raised the do hickey thingies...or maybe the grass catcher should been alternated...hehe...can you fix it???

4:48 PM  

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