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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Two Days In A Row

Well it was a great first day back in the loop of work, pretty low key for me. Only was sent out on one service call then the factory service training tech. called and I am now designated the Davis Street Sweeper Tech. Which really sucks by the way, they run on an air over electric over Hydraulic system. Verry complicated if you couldn't figure that out. The cool thing is now Davis has to buy me about $1,000 worth of diagnostic tools. If you have not heard Davis bought a $150,000 Tenant Street Sweeper, probably the most high tech sweeper in L.A. This damn machine has an onboard computer.
Listen here you bald headed eagle thing, keep your damn plow out of my original homestead area! I only have a couple of more hours of fill work then it will be time for finish grading. Then will come the concrete slab for the parking pad and garage area.
Well Poppa Buffalo must sign off now, the rest of the week will not be so easy. Now that I am back Ron is going on vacation so I have to be the both of us which is a real challange since I have a hard enough time being me.
good night, HOMEr

great vacation

Well the all mighty Buffalo Clan has made it home safely. We really enjoyed our week and a half in A.P., did not really want to come back to L.A.. It was a real surprising that it could be so relaxing with the ultimate prankster in retirement from the Angler. I was expecting him to be at the top of his game, but he was a rather good boy... I will have to say that it was a rather impressive showing by the two elder Buffalo's on the trolling grounds, bringing in 2 King Salmon and also 2 Halibut. Not to take away from Poppa Wolf's impressive showing of 1 each Halibut and King Salmon. You must take into consideration that it was Momma Buffalo's first Halibut. All in all I would consider this trip one of the most enjoyable clan gatherings of all time in my opinnion. I would like to thank the campground hosts for their generous and wonderful hospitality.

Looking foreword to seeing you all again soon.......................................

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Bussy Weekend

Well yesterday we had Melissa's 3rd Birthday party, thanks to all that could attend. I know that some people find a salmon derby more important than their grandaughter's birthday party, but I sure do appreciate those people that could find time to stop by and visit. Shana had the yard all decorated w/baloon streamers, looked really cool.
Today actuall being Melissa's B-Day is overshadowed by mothers day that is why we had the party yesterday. Sunday May 14 is "mom's day." She actually got to sleep in to day which is a first in a long time. by sleep in i mean past 0600. She does not get to sit around watching soapopera's and eating bonbon's yet like her little sister. it must be the stress of the soaps and the ice cream that cause the i need a nap disorder that she has.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

clean up

Well yesterday was a rather productive one, we hauled off around 25,ooo board feet of scrap lumber from the last occupant of oun residence. Not limited to but including a 8 foot long plywood dogsled. The people at the dump looked at me kind of funny when Donny and I drug it out of the back of the truck and it exploded. The best thing other than it was free dump day, Burger Jim was there handing out cupons for a free burger and soda. It was a good day of playing with the kids and yard cleaning. Melissa helped me load the truck for the trip to the dump while Donny slept (he worked night shift on Friday). Warren just tortured his mother and ran around the yard like a chicken with his head cut off. It was nice to have a day off, first one in two weeks.
As for my methane gas problem, it's not a problem. It flows quite nicely, but thanks for your concern. Don't worry I am sure I will not disappoint you, I promise I will make my annual fire dance after a few beers of course.

P.S. Grand Poop Master of the American Bald Eagle Clan I hope this meets your standards for blog length!!!!!!!!!!